Ok so these are my FAVOURITE tv show parodies on youtube right now. The first one is a parody of Degrassi: The Next Generation (a TRULY great show thanks to Jimmy...AKA Drake...and his amazing wheelchair performance ;)) and is made by Shane Dawson (http://www.youtube.com/user/ShaneDawsonTV) and Kassem G (http://www.youtube.com/user/kassemg). Definitely check those guys' youtube pages out, because they are FUNNNYYYYYYY little boys, yes they are.
Parody numero duo is by the hilarious Alphacat AKA Iman Crosson and his GF. It's a fantastic spoof of the Kendra show. For anyone who hasn't seen the Kendra show, I've posted a short vid of it just so you can really appreciate how funny the spoof is.
I showed my friend the Degrassi video even though she hadn't seen it before and she still found it hilarious so I don't think any previous knowledge of it is needed ;) and if you are reading this PLEASE actually watch the videos so the title and sign off of this blog make sense and don't make me look like a massive lesbian!
*I love you....*
*....and I'm gay*
Degrassi parody
The Kendra Show
Kendra Show parody
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
Saturday, April 3, 2010
Reasons Why I Dislike Ke$ha
In no particular order....
1. Her name is annoying to write. Everytime I do I automatically put an 's' after the stupid dollar sign and then have to backspace and it's just all too frustrating!
2. She's a bit of a hoe
3. She insulted justin bieber....that's a definite no no!
"He's such a tiny little baby! I would've loved to push him around on stage in a carriage."
4. Her songs are catchy to the point I want to kill myself
5. She reminds me of nikki webster, which is never a good thing
6. She looks like a man and says things that a man would say....ten bucks she's a man
7. She sings about D.U.I....not cool
8. She's not a great influence for her main fanbase of young teens and tweens with songs about peadofiles, sex, and binge drinking
9. She looks like she needs a bath
10. Even when she's taking a bath, she looks like she needs a bath
11. The way she constantly boufs up her hair with her hands
12. All the shit she leaves on my twitter feed....
These are actually copy and pasted straight from her twitter page:
*DAMNIT forgotTOBRUSHMYTEETH AGAIN. I smell like poo. Bummer.*
*LOVE it when they print vagina*
*Don't wanna know about ur poop patterns kind sir*
*Afterparty. Myroom.*
*@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick's at.*
*Butt clevage is the new black*
I realise I could unfollow her, but I I admit she is entertaining!
I recently listened to an interview she did with Ryan Seacrest and anyone who lives in Brisbane, Australia will understand why I thought this was so funny:
Ryan: So you are from here?
Ke$ha: Um, well yeah I was born in the valley.
That explains so much....
Something I DO like about her is her 5th grade photo....I think it's cute :)
And now for the big confession....I actually like Ke$ha's SONGS. Disregarding the lyrical content, her beats are fun! Plus I have a couple of friends who have FORCED me to REPEATEDLY listen to it hehe, but I don't mind ;) After hearing a few more interviews with her, I've learned that she is pretty cool in the respect that she's an advocate for not caring what other people think of you and going after your goals and dreams. If only her song lyrics reflected these values; I would definitely like her much more as an artist!
1. Her name is annoying to write. Everytime I do I automatically put an 's' after the stupid dollar sign and then have to backspace and it's just all too frustrating!
2. She's a bit of a hoe
3. She insulted justin bieber....that's a definite no no!
"He's such a tiny little baby! I would've loved to push him around on stage in a carriage."
4. Her songs are catchy to the point I want to kill myself
5. She reminds me of nikki webster, which is never a good thing
6. She looks like a man and says things that a man would say....ten bucks she's a man
7. She sings about D.U.I....not cool
8. She's not a great influence for her main fanbase of young teens and tweens with songs about peadofiles, sex, and binge drinking
9. She looks like she needs a bath
10. Even when she's taking a bath, she looks like she needs a bath
11. The way she constantly boufs up her hair with her hands
12. All the shit she leaves on my twitter feed....
These are actually copy and pasted straight from her twitter page:
*DAMNIT forgotTOBRUSHMYTEETH AGAIN. I smell like poo. Bummer.*
*LOVE it when they print vagina*
*Don't wanna know about ur poop patterns kind sir*
*Afterparty. Myroom.*
*@johncmayer dear john mayerrr. Don't be a little b*tch wit ur chit chat. Jus $how me whur ur dick's at.*
*Butt clevage is the new black*
I realise I could unfollow her, but I I admit she is entertaining!
I recently listened to an interview she did with Ryan Seacrest and anyone who lives in Brisbane, Australia will understand why I thought this was so funny:
Ryan: So you are from here?
Ke$ha: Um, well yeah I was born in the valley.
That explains so much....
Something I DO like about her is her 5th grade photo....I think it's cute :)
And now for the big confession....I actually like Ke$ha's SONGS. Disregarding the lyrical content, her beats are fun! Plus I have a couple of friends who have FORCED me to REPEATEDLY listen to it hehe, but I don't mind ;) After hearing a few more interviews with her, I've learned that she is pretty cool in the respect that she's an advocate for not caring what other people think of you and going after your goals and dreams. If only her song lyrics reflected these values; I would definitely like her much more as an artist!
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Azn week! ^^
Yay! So I've come to realise asians are really funny. These two guys I especially love, they are so silly funny; definitely subscribe to their youtube channels and all that! I've been a Nigahiga fan for a whiiiiile now, this video is a lil old, but STILL makes me laugh errtime. Chonny I only just found out about like two weeks ago, but I'm too cool for a social life and just spend my time on facebook and youtube so I've already watched all of his like 56 videos lol. And they all rocked so hard.
#hereugo
*Yeeeeeeeeh boiiiiiiii!*
Nigahiga
Chonny
#hereugo
*Yeeeeeeeeh boiiiiiiii!*
Nigahiga
Chonny
Sunday, March 14, 2010
Ayyyye ;)
Ayyyyyyyy!
What's going on my three amazing followers + everyone I force to read this?! I've been extremely busy with uni lately (bleurgh) so haven't given you much attention, SOZ! (Lol I swear I don't say soz in real life). SO I thought it was about damn time I got back to the people and actually wrote something on here; todays topic- sleazy sleeeeeazy boys! ;)
Ok so there are many things to be said about sleazy boys so let's get straight into it shall we! One of the most annoying and degrading things sleazy boys do is when they start a conversation off with something sleazy. FOR EXAMPLE, the first thing a guy I know said to me on facebook the other day was, "lap dance?"...............Not even a "hello," or, "how are you today?" He just got straight to it!....#LAME. If I didn't think that guy was dumb before, I did then. A few guys have done this to me and not only do I hate what they say, but also that they say it with such cockiness, as if they can tell me to do whatever they want and I'll do it cos (they think) they're hot. What's funny is when I respond negatively they get defensive and act as if I'm the one losing out. BOYS....saying sleazy things like that straight up in a convo will get you NO WHERE. No girl wants to be made out as some trick. EVEN A TRICK wouldn't want to be made out as some trick!
So for the guys that are just talking to a girl to get in their pants, stay away from me, BUT I'm sure that if you at least fake an interest in how the girl is and what she's doing there would be plenty of #basicbitches that will let you in :)
Another thing I want to mention real quick is guys/people in general that play games. This is a BIG no no. I'm the sort of person that if I like you, you will know it, so I really don't like it when guys want to act all badass cos they think that will get the girl/are scared of being rejected. I had this horrendous convo with a guy once that got me so mad:
Loser: I saw you at the club last night. You looked ok.
Me: I looked ok? Smooth....
Loser: lol....I'm trying to play the game, good guys never get the girl.
Me: That's so lame and it's not true.
Loser: Yeah it is, I know heaps of girls that are going out with dickheads.
Me: Then they are dickheads themselves for going out with dickheads. Only hoes/insecure girls go out with and stay with a guy that doesn't treat them right.
Loser: Fine then you looked hot.
Me: *blocks*
Seriously, being REAL and being nice will get you places with me, I hate games and all girls want a gentleman. This goes for friends as well, I want friends that can tell me if they don't want to hang out today cos they just don't feel like it instead of making up some silly excuse, or tell me when they're mad at me instead of bitching behind my back. All fake people need to go listen to Plies' albums cos he seems to know the meaning of being REAL lol.
;)
What's going on my three amazing followers + everyone I force to read this?! I've been extremely busy with uni lately (bleurgh) so haven't given you much attention, SOZ! (Lol I swear I don't say soz in real life). SO I thought it was about damn time I got back to the people and actually wrote something on here; todays topic- sleazy sleeeeeazy boys! ;)
Ok so there are many things to be said about sleazy boys so let's get straight into it shall we! One of the most annoying and degrading things sleazy boys do is when they start a conversation off with something sleazy. FOR EXAMPLE, the first thing a guy I know said to me on facebook the other day was, "lap dance?"...............Not even a "hello," or, "how are you today?" He just got straight to it!....#LAME. If I didn't think that guy was dumb before, I did then. A few guys have done this to me and not only do I hate what they say, but also that they say it with such cockiness, as if they can tell me to do whatever they want and I'll do it cos (they think) they're hot. What's funny is when I respond negatively they get defensive and act as if I'm the one losing out. BOYS....saying sleazy things like that straight up in a convo will get you NO WHERE. No girl wants to be made out as some trick. EVEN A TRICK wouldn't want to be made out as some trick!
So for the guys that are just talking to a girl to get in their pants, stay away from me, BUT I'm sure that if you at least fake an interest in how the girl is and what she's doing there would be plenty of #basicbitches that will let you in :)
Another thing I want to mention real quick is guys/people in general that play games. This is a BIG no no. I'm the sort of person that if I like you, you will know it, so I really don't like it when guys want to act all badass cos they think that will get the girl/are scared of being rejected. I had this horrendous convo with a guy once that got me so mad:
Loser: I saw you at the club last night. You looked ok.
Me: I looked ok? Smooth....
Loser: lol....I'm trying to play the game, good guys never get the girl.
Me: That's so lame and it's not true.
Loser: Yeah it is, I know heaps of girls that are going out with dickheads.
Me: Then they are dickheads themselves for going out with dickheads. Only hoes/insecure girls go out with and stay with a guy that doesn't treat them right.
Loser: Fine then you looked hot.
Me: *blocks*
Seriously, being REAL and being nice will get you places with me, I hate games and all girls want a gentleman. This goes for friends as well, I want friends that can tell me if they don't want to hang out today cos they just don't feel like it instead of making up some silly excuse, or tell me when they're mad at me instead of bitching behind my back. All fake people need to go listen to Plies' albums cos he seems to know the meaning of being REAL lol.
;)
El-oh-el smiley face
These pictures made me smile when I was having a sheeet day. I share so they can do the same for you!
I could definitely use a pair of these....
I could definitely use a pair of these....
Monday, March 8, 2010
Whack Whack Lyrics Lyrics
Can somebody please tell me what the eff this means:
"Man me too hurry up with da kool aid
Aight ta weeeeeeeeeee!
Aye dis dat fye kool aid nigga
I'm ta I swear ta god!
We gota anotha 'clusive man."
....................................wtf :(?
These lyrics are from a song called Kool Aid by the Pop it off Boyz and all i can say after hearing that is...."cocain is a hell of a drug," hahahaha "I swear ta god" these guys must have been smoking something strong as hell when writing this. I was listening to it with one of my best friends and it got me scratching my mind and thinking about other lyrics that make NO sense at all, and really when it comes to rap there are A LOT *cough* LIL WAYNE *cough*. -Sidenote: Speaking of Lil Wayne, half the time in all his songs he is just coughing, burping, laughing like a maniac and just making weird noises, period. I love it though!-
So anyway, I'm a huge fan of JB the poet and he recently talked about this same subject, mentioning something I laughed about for aggggges- lyrics that don't match titles. For example, Rapper Song Title: "I love my mama" .. Lyrics: "I ran in that fuck nigga house & shot em in the HEAD!" I've found A LOT of rappers do maybe a few lines relating to the title then just talk about random things for the other 3 minutes.
Then you have the artists who don't say anything BUT the damn title the whole song; main offender- Soulja Boy Tell'em. How is it that people get mad when their parents order them to do something more than once, but this guy tells you to 'crank that' 20 million times and gets no1 on the Billboard charts? It's not just that song either, it's every single song on his first and second album....but hey the dude has a freakin remote controlled black diamond lamborghini chain, he's obviously doing something right!
I will find more examples of the crazy lyrics and lyrics that don't match the title, but for now here are some videos of Soulja boy repeating himself :)
^ *He really likes telling people to watch him dance....* ^
Hahahaha I almost forgot, Lil B described this as "A start to the new sound that hip hop is going to hear." I fear for hip hop and I'm pretty sure jesus wouldn't say "I need a bitch....on my dick....right now." Just listen....
Sidenote: Crank Dat is actually one of my favourite songs ever ^_^
"Man me too hurry up with da kool aid
Aight ta weeeeeeeeeee!
Aye dis dat fye kool aid nigga
I'm ta I swear ta god!
We gota anotha 'clusive man."
....................................wtf :(?
These lyrics are from a song called Kool Aid by the Pop it off Boyz and all i can say after hearing that is...."cocain is a hell of a drug," hahahaha "I swear ta god" these guys must have been smoking something strong as hell when writing this. I was listening to it with one of my best friends and it got me scratching my mind and thinking about other lyrics that make NO sense at all, and really when it comes to rap there are A LOT *cough* LIL WAYNE *cough*. -Sidenote: Speaking of Lil Wayne, half the time in all his songs he is just coughing, burping, laughing like a maniac and just making weird noises, period. I love it though!-
So anyway, I'm a huge fan of JB the poet and he recently talked about this same subject, mentioning something I laughed about for aggggges- lyrics that don't match titles. For example, Rapper Song Title: "I love my mama" .. Lyrics: "I ran in that fuck nigga house & shot em in the HEAD!" I've found A LOT of rappers do maybe a few lines relating to the title then just talk about random things for the other 3 minutes.
Then you have the artists who don't say anything BUT the damn title the whole song; main offender- Soulja Boy Tell'em. How is it that people get mad when their parents order them to do something more than once, but this guy tells you to 'crank that' 20 million times and gets no1 on the Billboard charts? It's not just that song either, it's every single song on his first and second album....but hey the dude has a freakin remote controlled black diamond lamborghini chain, he's obviously doing something right!
I will find more examples of the crazy lyrics and lyrics that don't match the title, but for now here are some videos of Soulja boy repeating himself :)
^ *He really likes telling people to watch him dance....* ^
Hahahaha I almost forgot, Lil B described this as "A start to the new sound that hip hop is going to hear." I fear for hip hop and I'm pretty sure jesus wouldn't say "I need a bitch....on my dick....right now." Just listen....
Sidenote: Crank Dat is actually one of my favourite songs ever ^_^
Friday, March 5, 2010
The Greatest Thing Ever in the World
I have watched EVERY SINGLE youtube video there ever was (pretty much) and this particular video is the only one that makes me cry with laughter everytime I watch it. I know it's a little old, but it never fails to put a smile on my face when I'm upset or angry, so I thought I'd share it with you. What I love is that not only his language changes, but also the pitch and tone of his voice hahahaha.
"Shit flyin in ma mouth!"
Enjoy ;)
"Shit flyin in ma mouth!"
Enjoy ;)
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